TiMoTHoLoGY: reflections in a murky stream: October 2014

Friday, October 31, 2014

THE BEAUTY IN THE DARK

BREATHTAKING CREATURE AT HOME IN THE NIGHT
THE BEAUTY IN THE DARKNESS ECLIPSING ALL THE LIGHT
HAIR DARK AS RAVENS WINGS LIPS BLOOD RED AND FULL
VOICE OF A SIREN,CAN'T YOU FEEL THE PULL
BODY OF A GODDESS SURPASSES ALL THE REST...
I'M SPEAKING OF ELVIRA ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU GUESSED
THE MISTRESS OF THE DARK WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
WHO ELSE COULD FILL THAT DRESS BURSTIN' AT THE SEAMS
ONLY SHE CAN ROCK THE DARKSIDE OUTPARTY ALL THE REST
SO WHEN YOU WANT A TASTE OF TERROR WHY NOT TRY THE BEST
SHE'LL USE YOU AND ABUSE YOU FOR A LITTLE FUN
ONCE YOU'VE CROSSED THE DARKSIDE YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT THE SUN

Thursday, October 30, 2014

MAKE IT BUN DEM

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST POERFUL MUSIC VIDEOS I'VE EVER SEEN, IT SPEAKS TO ME ON A SOUL LEVEL...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpzGu9Yp6Y&feature=share
SKRILLEX AND DAMIEN MARLEY MAKE IT BUN DEM

Now greetings to the world,
Vice ala one big gong zilla 'longside skrillex,
And for long!

Oh wait...

I won't!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun,
Ah we-a blaze the fyah, make it bun dem!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make sure soundboy run,
And we will end your week, just like a sunday!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun,
Skrillex-ah blaze the fire, make it bun dem!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make sure soundboy run,
And we will end your week, just like a sunday!

Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!

If you juxtaposin' I wouldn't suppose it,
Get on the floor, let's get on the floor,
Just throw yah paws and bun dah pussy,
Killin' the floor just had a motive,
Kickin' the floor nah we let dah moles in,
Never yah cars and never yah girl, bury yah clart
All of my caka, all of my chart,
Skrillex and gang
There livin' it long,
They getta me public, keeping me strong
They're giving me up, they're giving it long
They're giving it might, whenever your drunk

Rudeboy bass, mash up da place!
Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!

We mash up the place,
Mash up the place,
Mash up the place,
Mash up the-

Rudeboy!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun,
Ah we-a blaze the fyah, make it bun dem!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make sure soundboy run,
And we will end your week, just like a sunday!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make them all have fun,
Skrillex-ah blaze the fire, make it bun dem!

We mash up the place, turn up the bass,
And make sure soundboy run,
And we will end your week, just like a sunday!

Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!
Rudeboy!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Rudeboy!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Rudeboy!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Rudeboy!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run 'wayy-uh!

Pack up and run,
Pack up and run,
Pack up and run-

Rudeboy bass, mash up da place...

I'm doin pretty good considering and no complaints. my laptop died and is unfixable so havin WOW withdrawal, and my producer quit producing so our show is in limbo for the Tarot Talk but I'm strangly calm and mellow.no worries all is , will, and shall remain well.

Photo: Mmm...doughnuts...

lolol

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

WHAM!

wham bam thankful I am! but alas no time to blog I gots to go, see y'all in the am and that's for sho! lolol

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

MY LAST HOPE?

I hope NOT! lolololol

and I do too! lolol

and the others are definitely MEN related! lololol

Monday, October 27, 2014

what__________________

“What’s Your Favorite…” Questions

Asking someone about their favorite blank is a great way to get know them better and learn about their preferences and opinions. These questions are good for when you are first meeting someone and are easy to incorporate as part of introductions in a larger group, such as asking each person to say their name, role, and favorite food as a child.

What was your favorite food when you were a child? shrimp
What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? no ipod, dressed to kill by cher on my cd player
What is one of your favorite quotes? from mame "lifes a buffet and most poor sobs are starving to death"
What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? reading
What chore do you absolutely hate doing? cleaning the toilet
What is your favorite form of exercise? bellydance
What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year? Monday because my itv show is on, October because it has Halloween
What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? walking
What is your favorite body part? my eyes
What sound do you love? rain on a tin roof

“What If…” Questions

Hypothetical questions help you learn more about another person’s personality, as well as their ideal state of the world. Since many of these questions might evoke longer responses, they are better suited for one-on-one conversations or smaller group discussions.

If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? an Elvira movie themed party for halloween
If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint? a field of iris
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? 36
If you knew the world was ending in 2015, what would you do differently? get busy!
If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor? dali lama
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? tina turners first song in that bar in st louis
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be? to speak ALL languages
If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be? a tarot deck/book
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do? destroy some evil-does
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? willow
If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? albert einstein
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? order everything in my cart/wishlist on amazon!
If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? tiger/diet dew/orange sherbert
If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? was Jesus gay
If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? paul atredies

Personal Questions

Asking personal questions gets right to the purpose of getting to know someone and can be used in smaller groups with elaborate answers or larger groups with quick responses.

Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? I dont
What do you want to be when you grow up? happy
When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time? read
What would you name the autobiography of your life? timothology
What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life? the best by tina turner, better get to livin by dolly parton, the happy phantom by tori amos, beautiful people by Melanie safka

Personal History Questions

Questions involving people’s past help give you insight into their character and background by revealing memorable moments from the person’s life. These are great for one-on-one interactions or for smaller, more intimate groups. These questions help build trust as they are more personal than some of the other types of questions.

Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best? yes getting fired
What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to? a chrismas party
What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up? lolol ok ncis la.
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? keep going when I wanted to die
What was the last experience that made you a stronger person? see 34
What did you do growing up that got you into trouble? talked too much
When was the last time you had an amazing meal? hmmmm in Orlando about 10 years ago
What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received? best was my spider Gossomar, worst a silly phone
What do you miss most about being a kid? being fearless
What is your first memory of being really excited? my birthday when I was 4
What was the first thing you bought with your own money? toy animals
When was the last time you were nervous? last week
What is something you learned in the last week? some friends aren't friends BIG sigh
What story does your family always tell about you? when I was 4 my family went to a high school football game and my daddy said "that'll be you out there in a few years son" and I replied" NOPE GONNA BE A CHEERLEADER!" lolol
At what age did you become an adult? at 8 when my mama died, I was legally an adult at 16 when I went to court and became emancipated...... I began being a child at around 38.

Random Questions

Random questions can be a great way to add some quirkiness to introductions or a conversation. These are best used when each person gets a different question because they intentionally break people’s expectations with an abstract question in the midst of a variety of other questions.

Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate. yes because it cant and doesn't need excuses, reasons, or angles. it is what it is.
Where’s Waldo? finding himself!
The best part of waking up is? figuring out where you are, and finding your pants so you can sneak out before he wakes up!
How now brown cow? hmmmm I don't drink chocolate milk?
Whasssssuuuupppppp? BYE BYE NOW!

Sunday, October 26, 2014

a "PROPER" blog

well y'all I guess it's time I sit down and write a "PROPER" blog instead of simply checking in to fulfill my blogging every day for a year commitment (which is going well!)
I'm feelin pretty darn good my appetite continues to evolve and things that are bad seem to be falling off my want list. pottaoes are gone, pasta very seldom want it and even when I think I do 2 bites in and I'm done. bread seems to be waning as well. i'll eat the occasional garlic bread or biscuit but white bread or buns are just BLECH to me now. crackers as well or chips what I used to eat in a sitting takes 3 to 4 days now. I'm actually craving meat and salads and low carb items. even sweets seem to be evolving candy bars are yucky, the last thing I had that tasted good sweet was a fig newton and I love figs.
lets see what my food has been like the last couple of days...
Friday:
bacon American cheese
hamburger
French fries (handful, gave em away)
ham
swiss cheese
peanut butter
beef bologna
Saturday:
peanuts
beef hot dogs
chili (no beans)
Cheetos (handful)
chicken biscuit
chicken breast
coconut
fig newton
pepperoni
I had a short day today and I got a present so it was pretty fun. Keisha gave me an adorable pair of earrings at work tonight. they're elephants.

they actually remind me of Lord Ganesha the Hindu diety...............

just in case y'all don't know who he is.................
The Lord of Success
The son of Shiva and Parvati, Ganesha has an elephantine countenance with a curved trunk and big ears, and a huge pot-bellied body of a human being. He is the Lord of success and destroyer of evils and obstacles. He is also worshipped as the god of education, knowledge, wisdom and wealth.
I'm feeling motivated and positive and that blasted mercury went out of retrograde , I can just feel the energy returning to normal! and of course my favorite day of the year is fast approaching and I'm taking the day off of work to really enjoy it!
I believe I've shared this before but it bears repeating!
Photo: worth repeating!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm well golly gee I thought I had a ton of stuff to say but I seem to have lost my train of thought and wound up with nothing!? how many words does a proper blog require? did I inform or inspire yet ot just wind up sounding as confounded as I feel at this moment? lmao
such is the typical brain of a Gemini you better write it down or grab it quick or it'll float away in the excitement of the moment or the flutter of a butterfly!
here's a blast from the past to inspire us all, the super sexy Dennis Cole

and if blondes don't do it for you, get into the swim of things with the ever yummy John Stamos!

and I suppose we need a ginger too so how about Rupert Grint, he sure did turn out all kinds of yummy!

Saturday, October 25, 2014

an Elvira party!

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Plans Your Ghoulish Get-Together (EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, RECIPES)

By Staff Report | Oct 24, 2014 01:15 PM EDT

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRISTOPHER AMERUOSO EXCLUSIVELY FOR HNGN (Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)

Elvira serves up her Ghoul Drool Soup. PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRISTOPHER AMERUOSO EXCLUSIVELY FOR HNGN (Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)

Elvira is the Queen of Halloween. PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRISTOPHER AMERUOSO EXCLUSIVELY FOR HNGN (Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)

Elvira prepares to cut the carrots for her Ghoul Drool Soup. (Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)

Who better to plan your Halloween party than Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?
Born Cassandra Peterson, Elvira is the Queen Halloween – and the self-proclaimed "Martha Stewart of the Macabre."
The Hollywood Vampiress is currently reprising her role as cleavage-baring and clever-witted hostess for Hulu's "13 Nights of Elvira," part of the streaming service's "Huluween."

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Elvira recently met up with photographer Christopher Ameruoso in Los Angeles for a hilarious interview and some party-planning tips – and shared with us her recipes for Strained Eyeballs, Ghoul-ade and Ghoul Drool Soup, which you can find below.
HNGN: Tell us what we have here.
ELVIRA: This is my scary sappy Halloween soup. One of my favorites always for Halloween. Of course we have our strained eyeballs for appetizers, a few zombies mixed in, and we also gave the Ghoul-ade, that can give that extra buzz on Halloween that we all need.
HNGN: Is scary sappy soup an old family recipe?
ELVIRA: It is an old family recipe that came way, way back from Transylvania from my old aunty, Anti Virus. And she gave you this when she wanted to give you the flu, as opposed to getting rid of the flu. But it's actually good for curing just about anything that you might get on a wild night out in Hollywood.
HNGN: Do you have many wild nights in Hollywood?
ELVIRA: Well yes, I'm afraid I do, but I don't think we have enough time to talk about all that right now. That's a whole other wild story.
HNGN: Well you have kept your incredible ghoulish Elvira figure.
ELVIRA: You're right. And I think it is probably due to this soup.
HNGN: So what are your measurements?
ELVIRA: I happen to be more than a handful, so my waist is about 24 inches, and 34 inches for my hips. I'm kind of shaped like a snake .
HNGN: So what else does Elvira do to keep her ghoulish figure?
ELVIRA: Every morning when I get up – this is very important – I do 50,000 of these chest pulls, ya know, to work that area. I'm sure you remember these from junior high, so I do 50,000 of those which takes quite a long time, actually it takes most of the day, and when I get done I'm tired, but I gotta say it keeps me in shape. Then I do quite a bit of exorcising at the gym; I like to go for the burn until my head spins around three times and then I'm done.
HNGN: So tell us about these strained eyeballs.
ELVIRA: Well these vainly strained eyeballs, these are absolutely delicious. You eat a couple of these and you'll never have to wear glasses. That's what I call four eyes. Well more than four, we have dozens of them here to eat.
HNGN: How do your neighbors and their kids react to Elvira?
ELVIRA: Well when they come knocking on the door on Halloween night, they pretty much react like AHHHHH! WHAT IS IT! (laughs) That's physically the reaction I get.
HNGN: What kinds of spooky treats do you give out to the trick or treaters?
ELVIRA: Spooky treats...Well, of course I give out my new Elvira Candies from the 99 cent store, that's fun. And I also like to give out... hmmm. Usually not very much (laughs). Mostly just my little candies.
HNGN: What do you think about these eyeballs?
ELVIRA: Well they are out of sight! It's so bad it's good. I'm sure you can see what I'm talking about. And again, these are very hard to come by.
HNGN: Does anyone ever get offended by any of the Halloween treats that you make?
ELVIRA: I think probably the only person that would have ever been offended would be Martha Stewart, because they're not perfect enough. I like to think of myself as the Martha Stewart of the Macabre. Kind of the Martha Stewart... Dead. And I actually make food that real living people actually can do also.
HNGN: Tell us about this green ghoul-ade drink?
ELVIRA: Mmm. Ghoul-ade. Well are you talking about the high-octane Ghoul-ade, or the one for the kids and that everyone can enjoy?
HNGN: Either or, whichever one.
ELVIRA: Well I like to use any high-octane alcoholic liquor beverage in the Ghoul-ade recipe, with of course some green food coloring. But all I can recommend is when you're around it, don't smoke!
HNGN: Do you consider this a magic potion?
ELVIRA: Oh I definitely consider this a magic potion, you drink a couple of these suckers, and it's definitely a magic potion for the romance department.
HNGN: Where does Elvira like to make appearances?
ELVIRA: I like to make appearances around Halloween, and pretty much anywhere they pay me.
HNGN: So how does one get you to appear at an event?
ELVIRA: A gold Visa card would be good!
HNGN: Tell us about your family, Elvira.
ELVIRA: Actually it was only my mom, my dad and myself. My mom of course was a very great sorceress from long, long ago. But then she unfortunately married a television critic, and I am the result.
HNGN: We know you live in Los Angeles, is there anywhere else you live part time.
ELVIRA: I live in Los Angeles and HELL part time. But sometimes Los Angeles is similar to hell, but I love both places.
HNGN: Do you always wear this much makeup?
ELVIRA: Makeup? I'm not wearing any makeup! Sorry I'm a natural beauty, this is just how I wake up looking in the morning, hair and all. Aqua Net. But you wrap it in toilet paper before you go to sleep and it stays perfect, not a hair moves. My outfit is actually right off the rack "Fredrick's of Transylvania," and it's polyester so you can just throw it in the washer, and of course it's black so it never gets dirty, I rarely wash it... I hope you can't tell. I have many of these outfits, and they all look exactly the same unfortunately, but I have a whole closet full of them.
HNGN: Does Elvira practice witchcraft?
ELVIRA: Why yes, I practice witchcraft all the time, unfortunately I've never gotten really good at it, but I do practice one hour a day whether I need it or not.
HNGN: What are the movies that you have appeared in?
ELVIRA: Well I of course starred in "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark," I've starred in my more recent movie "Elvira's Haunted Hills" which just came out two years ago, and you can find those both on DVD at Elvira.com. Don't forget! Also I've made an Imax movie called something in the third dimension, I don't even remember it was so long ago, and God knows how many other things I've been in.
HNGN: Who would be the ultimate guy you would cast a spell on?
ELVIRA: Well I don't know... maybe the guy over there taking the photo. Is that a camera or are you just happy to see me? (laughs)
Well until next time, unpleasant dreams!
ELVIRA'S RECIPES (Photographs by Christopher Ameruoso.)
Strained Eyeballs

(Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)
Elvira's Strained Eyeballs. PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRISTOPHER AMERUOSO EXCLUSIVELY FOR HNGN

6 eggs
1 (6 ounce) tub whipped cream cheese
1 (7 ounce) jar green olives with pimientos
Red food coloring
You'll need: Medium-sized sauce pan, sharp knife, teaspoon, toothpick
1. Place the eggs in a saucepan and cover them with cold water. Cook over heat until water begins to boil. Then turn the heat to low and simmer (low boil) for 10 minutes.
2. Place the cooked eggs in cold water. When they are cool enough to touch, crack the eggshells and roll them on a hard surface. Pell away the shells carefully and cut the eggs in half width.
3. Remove the yolks from the eggs and fill the empty holes with a mixture of the cream cheese and yolks.
4. Press an olive into each cream cheese eyeball, pimiento facing up, for an eerie green iris, and with the red food coloring, create veins and the eyeball.
Ghoul-ade with Blood Clots
Elvira

(Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)
Elvira's Ghoul-ade. PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRISTOPHER AMERUOSO EXCLUSIVELY FOR HNGN

1 (3 ounce package) cherry or strawberry gelatin dessert mix
10-12 lemons (or 2 cups lemon juice)
7 cups water
1 cup sugar
Green food coloring
You'll need: Small mixing bowl, pitcher, long-handled spoon, glasses.
1. Prepare a bowl of gelatin dessert according to the directions on the package. Chill in the freezer for 45 minutes or until completely set.
2. While the gelatin cools, squeeze the juice from the lemons into a pitcher. Be careful not to include any seeds. (Bottled lemon juice can be a substitute.)
3. Add the 7 cups of water to the lemon juice. Stir. Add the sugar and stir again.
4. Add green food coloring until Ghoul-ade is desired color.
Ghoul Drool Soup

Elvira

(Photo : Christopher Ameruoso)
Elvira's Ghoul Drool Soup. PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHRISTOPHER AMERUOSO EXCLUSIVELY FOR HNGN

1 pound black beans
1 large onion
2 cloves garlic, diced
2 tablespoon A1 Steak Sauce
1 pound carrots, sliced into rounds.
Salt and cayenne pepper to taste. Cilantro for garnish (optional).
Rinse and soak beans for six hours or overnight.
Drain beans and empty into a large soup pot.
Add enough cold water to cover the beans by two to three inches. Bring to a boil and then skim off any foam that rises to the surface. Add garlic and onion. Lower heat and cook until onions are soft, about 15 minutes. Next, add A1, salt and cayenne pepper to taste. Cook for about one hour. Add carrots and continue cooking for another 30 minutes.
Garnish with cilantro, if desired, before serving.

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