ode to a fried weenie

THE SCRUMPTIOUS SMELL THE GREASY BLISSFUL TASTE
DON'T BOIL , BAKE, OR GRILL EM SUCH A DAMN WASTE
I'M SPEAK OF FRIED WEENIES Y'ALL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
I CAN EAT A WHOLE PACK ALL ON MY OWN
CUT EM HALF AND SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE TOO
DROP IN THE P...AN AND FRY EM UP CRISP LIKE MAMA WOULD DO
IT'S MY DADDYS FAVORITE BREAKFAST AND ON THAT I AGREE
AND IF YOU DONT LIKE EM WELL KISS MY GRITS AND FIDDLE DEE DEE
AND FOR THE DOUBTERS AND EWWWS Y'ALL DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSIN
BUT DON'T ASK FOR MINE OR MY ASS YOU'LL BE KISSIN
I ALREADY ATE MINE BUT MY OH MY THE CRAVING IS BACK
JUST WRITING THIS MAKES TIMMY WANNA FRY UP ANOTHER PACK
WITH GRAVY AND BISCUITS OR TOMATOES THEY'LL GO
BUT WITH ANYTHING OR NOTHING IT'S BLISS THAT MUCH I KNOW
I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED MY FRIED WEENIE ODE
THAT'S HOW WE ROCK IT ON THAT OLD COUNTRY ROAD